the kissing islands, Greenland
would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me
black & white | boobs | cigarettes
wow ghous-t you really sound like the blog for me what kind of cigarettes do your multiracial boobs smoke
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
ahhh you’re mom is so great thooo
jennifer lawrence is my favourite person ever
oh my god i just witnessed a dramatic breakup between two 13 year olds
poor little fuck
u should all follow me on Instagram because I put up a new picture which makes me nervous as fuck: monicachadha
lol pls I need supporters of what I post
heyy I’m sorry for my phone being so sloww I’m getting derrr okay? lol
I’m an angel then! My powers are… flying, maybe being invisible, and getting everyone (fictional or not) to fall in love ^^
DO I MAKE FERRETS APPEAR?
DO I CONTROL FERRETS?
DO I FEED FERRETS SOUP?
DO I MAKE PEOPLE EAT FERRET SOUP?
DO I TURN INTO A FERRET WHO LOVES SOUP?
I am the defender of the internet
I sing out blood
I cause destruction throug h bloodshed, or ties/bonds/friends
having a god tier url makes this post very literal haha
FUCK I’M AN IMMORTAL NATION
GUYS MY POWER IS TRYING TO WITHSTAND HEARTBREAK FROM WATCHING EVERYONE DIE
I’M JUST GOING TO GO SOB AND MAKE PASTA
BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT NATIONS DO
Literally the exact same as above, although I’d say powers; Unlimited tomato throwing, immortality and trying to cope through national changes
I’m not even sure because I’m the same as the last two, except my username is the northern and the southern part of the country
I’m a nation who has 133 tomatoes to throw at all the idiots out there…..aka same as the people before me. XDD
I am also a nation. I am a handsome motherfucker who curses a lot and feels like the world doesn’t really care about me. But I have a lot of fangirls.
I have the ability to throw lavish parties but I’ve also an obsession with repeating the past, calling people old sport, and I will probably be shot in my own pool tbh.
pepperfang as a superpower…WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
I’m a timelord with Link’s powers. So rad!!
idk im a fuckin troll i think
tryin to find shit i guess
my superpowers involve being a totally dysfunctional canon pairing of a glowing vampire and a drunk god
do i just swim and eat veggies?or am i the hero of ALL NATURE!!